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Fifty Conservative Blogs! Count 'Em! Fifty!
The Blogs! with apologies to Edgar Allan PoeSee the wingnuts with the blogs!Rightwing blogs!What a world of terror has them grovelling like dogs!How they shiver, shiver, shiverIn their meager...
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Oh, Dubya, Dear Dubya, It's Going to Get Rough
by Oliver Wendell HalliburtonOh, Dubya, dear Dubya, it's going to get rough,Your downfall's beginning, you slime.America's tired of your lies and your guff,And your Daddy can't help you this time.Item...
View ArticleNeoconservative Lament, or, Swine before Perle
This world has grown cold for a neo-con, dears:Though once we were loathed but respected,Now we only get loathing commingled with jeers.We're disconsolate, blue, sad, dejected.We had power untold and a...
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When Despot Shakes His Sordid Fist
When Despot shakes his Sordid FistNot all the World doth tremble:Some indicate where to be kissedAnd say "Thou dost dissemble."He ordereth Legions to increase;They dwindle, not grow more.He ordereth...
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A Rolling Clusterballad of Rumdum's Quagmire
We'll go in "lean and mean," ya see?We won't need too many troops,And there won't be a goddam insurgency,Just garlands of flowers in the - oops.It's only a few of Saddam’s old pals"Dead enders" who...
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The Ballad of the National Guard Bonus
01/25/05Hello, boys and girls! TodayI'm here to offer Fifteen KTo each and every one of youWho wants to serve and be true-blue.Hello, soldier in the V.A. hall!Too bad you lost your arm and all.Here's a...
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On a Bicycle Built for Shrub (2004)
Two news items:20 May 2004 WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush sought to rally Republican lawmakers around his Iraq plan Thursday, saying Iraqis are ready to "take the training wheels off'" by assuming...
View ArticleThe Streets of Fallujah (April 2004)
to the tune of "The Streets of Laredo"As I wandered out on the streets of FallujahI spied six Iraqis a-burning our flagTheir children were armed with grenades & KatyushasI said to myself,...
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Coronation Hymn for Our Blessed Sovereign, George Bush the Second of that Name
Almighty Bush, Thy lofty ThroneHath Torture for its Cornerstone,And shining bright before Thy reignAre boundless ways of causing Pain.All Glory unto Bush we yield,Thy Quagmire is our Empire's...
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Hymn #112: I Love Thy Empire, Bush, My Lord
I love Thy Empire, Bush, my Lord,I love thy Garrison State,Fortress America! by whose SwordVile Heathens fall prostrate.I love Thy Pentagon of Pow'r.When I before Thee stand,Thou art my Rock, my...
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The Higher Dysphoriocracy in a Nutshell
The planes bring their bombs and more bombs,plane after plane after plane;Guerrillas creep out of their holesand take away all that we gain.Napalm is jellified gas;it clings and it burns as you flee.A...
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"The Day was Dreary as Brit Hume," A Mournful Lay
George Bush stood in the Lincoln Room;His face was ashen gray.The day was dreary as Brit Hume,As he sang this mournful lay:"Oh holy shit, what will I do?Turdblossom's been indicted!And Cheney, Libby,...
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She of the Big Hair
Kay Hutchison, with hair so largeSaid "Perjury's a silly charge.Except when Democrats commit it;Then, by Heavens, I forbid it!"Hutchison on perjury, 10/23.2005: "[I]f there is going to be an indictment...
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A PAIR of PARODIES
Dubya! Thy beauty is to meLike those Wilsonian barks of goreThat savagely, o'er a blood-dimmed seaSend asymmetric Death to freeThe living from life's chore.On bibulous sprees long wont to roam,Thy...
View ArticleThe CONSCIENCE of a CHICKENHAWK, 2006
For Andrew Sullivan and his Ilk."In retrospect, I'd have to sayI've been a sorry fool.Those Neocons led me astray,And used me as their tool.""I was 'too trusting,' too afraid,Like children in the...
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The SOTU from Bad to Verse
"The State of the Union's just Grand.All things are improving, as planned,'Cause I'm the Decider,The Leader and Guider,....Why I'm tanking I don't understand.""Now, 'cause I'm the War President,I...
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George W. Bush is Dumb.
The other day an astute Republican, a campaign operative of Mitt Romney, penned a memo containing the following gem:'Like every Republican in the race, Romney faces the delicate task of how to talk...
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The Ballad of Gonzo Gonzales Abu
The Ballad of Gonzo Gonzales Abu (to the tune of "Abdul Abulbul Amir")The thugs of our President seldom are hesitantAt doing things not straight and true,But the dirtiest imp to do dirt for the...
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